PETA My Ass!
Thursday night I had a delivery to a woman in Mount Laurel. She asked if she could write a check, but I couldn't take it (against store policy). She then asked if she could use a credit card, but she could only do that over the phone with the store manager. So she went in search of money, while I waited on her porch for several minutes.
I noticed that she had several animal-friendly stickers on the glass next to her door, since I was bored I checked them out. The top one was for the WWF (World Wildlife Federation), the next two were for other be-nice-to-animal organizations I'm not familiar with.
The last sticker was pink, it was for PETA and had "proud memeber" written across the top.
Thinking, "Wouldn't it be ironic if...", I looked at the tag on her pizza box.
Sure enough, the toppings included pepperoni, sausage, and bacon!