You've Got To Be Kidding Me

I get a lot of weird catalogs in the mail. This past week, I received for the first time the Hammacher Schlemmer catalog.

I have no idea why I was sent this. It's a catalog of high end gifts, the kind of stuff people that can actually afford a million dollar house would buy, mostly likely on a whim.

Their featured item is the Superplexus, a thing that looks more like a movie prop than something one would consider buying for their easily bored child (pictured in the ad). Be sure to check the bottom of the ad for this item's price, which is absolutely jaw dropping.